YOU are OJ. What are you looking forward to doing?

[ghostsinthemachine]

Im thinking masturbating without a bunk mate or celly hearing would be pretty high on the list.

[MFM008]

1. looking for the "real" killer???

???????????????

[KG]

23. he already searched every golf course west of the rockies

[left-of-center2012]

2. Being invited to the White House

Or, golfing with the President.

Birds of a feather.

[fierywoman]

3. Golfing with the "president" ("good person, OJ")

[liberalmuse]

4. Getting a reality show.

He'll probably be the next host of The Apprentice.

[cwydro]

8. I can see that.

Sadly.

[tblue37]

5. He wants to get back to the golf course to investigate who *really* murdered Nicole and Ron. nt

[NCjack]

6. Finding an envelope from #45 with $25K to

pay off Pam Bondi for the privilege of living and golfing in Florida. (Donald, hope you are reading this. He needs your help now.)

[Sneederbunk]

7. Going to Disney World.

[Bradshaw3]

9. He's going to be the new HHS secretary

As qualified as most current cabinet members.

[TexasBushwhacker]

10. Hugging the children he left motherless? N/t

[Skittles]

15. his kids HAVE to know he murdered their mother

that is some sick shit right there

[TexasBushwhacker]

17. Children want to love their parents

and will forgive them for almost anything. I imagine he convinced them he was innocent. 3 live in Florida and one in Atlanta. I read he is closest to his oldest daughter with his first wife, who has stood by him throughout everything.

[Skittles]

18. deep down, they know

[TexasBushwhacker]

19. I wonder what's going on with this?

They seem to be buying a lot of real estate with cash.

http://www.foxnews.com/real-estate/2017/08/01/o-j-simpsons-children-went-on-real-estate-spending-spree.html

[Skittles]

20. probably hiding his assets

[NJCher]

11. I'd just want to snuggle up in a blanket in front of the TV

and have good food around and enjoy my programs in peace and quiet. Alone time is something you never get in prison.

If I had an animal 10 years ago and it was still alive, I'd want it around. I'd have pizza, chicken wings, and any desserts that looked good at the store.

After I did that to my heart's content, I'd want to hang around with my family and friends.


Cher

[First Speaker]

12. Replacing Jess Sessions as Attorney General...

[DFW]

13. You mean before or after getting plastic surgery and changing my name?

I'm not sure anything else would be higher on my "to-do" list if I were in his position.

[NobodyHere]

14. Doritos Tacos

[HipChick]

16. Lay on my bed, with a cold one

Netflix and Chill

[Kaleva]

25. A cold one? You mean a murder victim? And watch Netflix! Jeez!

[HipChick]

26. Cold Beer..

you have a morbid mind

[Kaleva]

27. You are not much of an OJ if you are just laying in bed with a cold beer watching Netflix.

You used to be a cold blooded killer and was involved in a nationally televised slow motion police chase. Now you are just a pot bellied, grey haired man who yells at kids to stay off the lawn.

[jmowreader]

21. Applying for a job as Trump's new Secretary of the Interior

He's bigly qualified to be Secretary of the Interior. He's been inside for nine years.

[NJCher]

22. this might be the real thing

Maybe. He probably didn't have much of a choice:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/o-simpson-chows-mcdonald-meal-free-man-article-1.3535550

snip

The Juice pounded two No. 4 combos from a Nevada McDonald’s as his first post-prison meal during the long road to Sin City.

Released prisoner O.J. Simpson gobbled down the fast-food feast after slipping out of Lovelock Correctional Center under the cover of darkness Sunday.

“He said, ‘It’s better than prison food, but it’s not what it’s all cracked out to be,’” Simpson’s attorney, Malcolm LaVergne, told the Daily News.

“He was happy to be eating something on the outside,” he said.

The Las Vegas attorney declined to identify which franchise the convicted robber stopped at for his first official meal as a free man — or where he was headed during what appeared to be a tedious road trip.


Cher

[Efilroft Sul]

24. I'd be willing to take a stab at just about anything.