San Dimas Confidential: Local Area Tea Nutter Has A Mad Dog Mattis Dilemma

[EricMaundry]

There is this Tea Nut guy in my neighborhood who lives in a Trumped out camper truck. His colorful shtick is his rather large pet pit bull, which he has fallen afoul of the law for on several occasions by taking it on walks at the local kid park.

"Trump's Pit Bull," as he calls himself, occasionally likes to wrap that happy pup up with cop-style yellow crime scene warning tape, which in his overly active mind means everyone has been fairly warned.

Most of the children using that park are Hispanic, and probably believe this mad gringo has brought his dog there to eat them. The Sheriffs, who are mostly Hispanic themselves, run him off and the damned fool quickly scampers to our beautiful mountain forests where he camps and plots.

TPB's biggest splash in the neighborhood, however, is with that truck. When driving around he will have a large blue Trump flag flapping from the back, with a clearly misused old glory by its side. Donald's fat orange head looks on menacingly in a Big Brother sort of way at anyone watching this spectacle from their lawns or cars.

But now he has a dilemma. On the doggier side of the crazy truck is testimony to his love of "Mad Dog Mattis." And as any Tea Nutter will tell you, you can no longer love Donald and Mad Dog Mattis at the same time. It just is not done.

An Orwellian requirement of true Tea Nutterhood is once fired by The Donald, that person must be hated by all true believers just as much as the portly POTUS hates him. Immediately and without equivocation.

Today is Mad Dog Mattis's last day at the White House. We'll let you know if there are any changes to the truck.

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