The Mendoza Line: UT mascot Bevo stages fecal protest against 'The Eyes of Texas'
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University of Texas mascot Bevo XV has begun his own form of protest against the playing of The Eyes of Texas at university events where he's appearing.
The 1,800-pound longhorn steer is now engaging in projectile defecation whenever the song is played. His diet and exercise regimen havent changed, according to a university review. The only variable has been the recent uproar over the song, which has come under fire from critics who say it has racist origins.
Arlo Sprayberry, the self-proclaimed Bevo whisperer of the Silver Spurs, the group that cares for animal, said the steer began displaying displeasure with the song last year after the Oklahoma game.
Originally, we just thought it was because Oklahoma beat our ass again, Sprayberry said. But then we noticed Sam [Ehlinger] was the only player singing The Eyes with the band 'cause everyone else was protesting. After that, Bevo just cut loose with a giant, watery shit. Damn near ruined a good pair of Lucchese boots.
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