And the Class I Felony Award goes to…The envelope please…

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Two brothers, Jeff and Scott Fitzgerald, control the Wisconsin Assembly and the Senate. They seem to be the nominees for this years Class I felony awards and the air is filled with tension as Dane County District Attorney Ismael Ozanne receives the “envelope” containing the winner’s name. The envelope is not your typical business size variety. No. This is more of a package containing 84 documents recording communications between the Michaeal Best Law firm and the GOP legislators who drew up the new district voting maps. The contents of this envelope could well declare the winner of the Class I Felony award, and the judge is reviewing the documents as you read this.

The winner will rise from the Assembly or Senate floor amidst flashing cameras and shocked reaction of those assembled to approach the dais to give credit to all those who served behind the scenes, with a speech that will likely begin with, “I don’t know who to thank first”. Regardless of which brother is the winner, the recipent is likely to acknowledge their father, who was appointed by Walker as the head of the Wisconsin State Patrol.

One can only imagine how the speech could continue but read a possible transcript in the side bar at the right.

[Scuba]

1. A good read. Thanks for posting.