John Travolta to Play Harper in Biographical Movie

[arikara]

Miramax Films announced today that they have secured the film rights to The Stephen Harper Story and actor John Travolta has been signed to play the Prime Minister of Canada.

“This Harper guy is a movie waiting to happen I tell ya,” said Miramax Film CEO Harvey Weinstein in making the announcement in People Magazine.

“Look at the line this guy actually said….You won’t recognize Canada once I’m done with it…that’s money baby, money.”

Travolta (60) is best known as the star of hit movies such as Pulp Fiction and Grease, and for his earlier role on Welcome Back Kotter. He has frequently been in the news recently for his leadership position in the Church of Scientology and for making lewd passes at the male pilot of his private jet, a male gym trainer, and a UPS driver.

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http://thelapine.ca/john-travolta-to-play-harper-in-biographical-movie/

note: its The Lapine

[Joe Shlabotnik]

1. lol, perfect.

Mulcair: Would the honorable prime minister Harperino please explain what the connection between Nigel Wright and Senator Duffy was?

Harperino: -whah?

Mulcair: Where did Senator Duffy got the cheque from?

Harperino: -where?

Mulcair: When did Prime Minister Harperino know about the Wright/Duffy transaction?

Harperino: -When?

Mulcair: That's what we are trying to establish.

Harperino: I'm sooo confused....

[Ken Burch]

2. Will it be called BATTLEFIELD NORTH?