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scottie55

(1,400 posts)
Sat May 14, 2016, 01:47 PM May 2016

I Will Tell You Now Who Will Win The 2016 Presidential Race

Last edited Sun May 15, 2016, 02:17 AM - Edit history (1)

The winner is whoever I program the electronic voting machines to say won.

Sorry Charlie.

It's all up to me and my "programming" and "tabulation / reporting" friends.

Go ahead and vote all you want.

Just don't ever think your vote will be counted, if it is not for the "selected" candidate.

Rec if you want to go back to paper ballots, counted by absolutely open methods.

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I Will Tell You Now Who Will Win The 2016 Presidential Race (Original Post) scottie55 May 2016 OP
The entire system needs an overhaul. CrispyQ May 2016 #1
I would add webcams to that list Autumn Colors May 2016 #3
At least when the ballots are counted and the count challenged and recounted to a different LiberalArkie May 2016 #7
add: instant run-off voting too Ferd Berfel May 2016 #8
Good one. CrispyQ May 2016 #10
End Citizen's United zentrum May 2016 #27
I agree 100%. Enthusiast May 2016 #31
Yeah, so let's stay home and make sure none of those things get accomplished. TonyPDX May 2016 #47
Reply bluestateguy May 2016 #53
Just a thought PJMcK May 2016 #54
Hand Counted Paper Ballots! Kip Humphrey May 2016 #2
YES! Jackilope May 2016 #4
scottie, if I can't do this, saidsimplesimon May 2016 #5
They Just Need To Toss Enough Registered Voters Off The Rolls scottie55 May 2016 #6
If we ever needed to make an example of someone....................... Enthusiast May 2016 #32
It worked great in 2000 Soxfan58 May 2016 #9
Why Is Jeb And Katherine Harris Not Sitting In Prison? scottie55 May 2016 #11
Because the contracted it out. You think these people are stupid adversaries? NOT! L. Coyote May 2016 #38
Why can't we just do what Canada does? mhatrw May 2016 #12
Because in very short order we would strip the oligarchs of their monied Power Volaris May 2016 #21
Huge +1! Enthusiast May 2016 #33
Huge +1! Enthusiast May 2016 #34
I don't want to have to show ID in order to vote. n/t hughee99 May 2016 #46
yawn...conspiracy theories always put me to sleep brooklynite May 2016 #13
Look lower on the ballot dynamo99 May 2016 #22
Thank you brooklynite FlatBaroque May 2016 #23
Pencil on paper is high tech enough. JEB May 2016 #14
You don't count... merkins May 2016 #15
Republican Talking Point. L. Coyote May 2016 #39
Diebold sold its voting machine business in 2009 Hacking_Democracy Aug 2016 #56
paper and pencil Pharaoh May 2016 #16
We seemed to do ok in 2008 and 2012 TwilightZone May 2016 #17
"We seemed to do ok in 2008 and 2012" Enthusiast May 2016 #35
Maybe we did and maybe we didn't.....exactly. SammyWinstonJack May 2016 #41
"I Will Tell You Now Who Will Win The 2016 Presidential Race" Snarkoleptic May 2016 #18
They have their pre-selected candidates in play, Trump to drive everyone to Hillary. Dustlawyer May 2016 #30
True since the '80's. joanbarnes May 2016 #19
Quote attributed to Joseph Stalin: dobleremolque May 2016 #20
rec indeed Betty Karlson May 2016 #24
So the programers wanted Trump as the Republican nominee? Amimnoch May 2016 #25
We have lost zentrum May 2016 #26
I saw a rerun of a Munsters episode a few years back nxylas May 2016 #28
So Obama rigged the machines? La Lioness Priyanka May 2016 #29
LOL! Enthusiast May 2016 #36
Well according to this logic he must have. La Lioness Priyanka May 2016 #49
Must have since he won. Throw that election robber in jail now! L. Coyote May 2016 #40
That's funny. Someone who thinks President Obama is in charge. n/t A Simple Game May 2016 #42
Republican Talking Point #1 this year, "Stay home, all elections are rigged." L. Coyote May 2016 #37
It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes... truebrit71 May 2016 #43
Another don't bother to vote post Andy823 May 2016 #44
That means Clinton. She is the favorite of the Oligarchy according to Goldman-Sachs rhett o rick May 2016 #45
Hand counted ballots on overhead projectors in public spaces Kittycat May 2016 #48
Can I be Secretary of Defense? Cly May 2016 #50
Big business will win. merrily May 2016 #51
President Linux? JonathanRackham May 2016 #52
yes indeed historian Jun 2016 #55

CrispyQ

(36,567 posts)
1. The entire system needs an overhaul.
Sat May 14, 2016, 02:30 PM
May 2016

We will not get our government back until we address our compromised & corrupt process. We need:

1. Publicly funded elections.
2. Defined election periods - no more perpetual election cycles.
3. Reconfigure districts fairly.
4. Paper ballots - everywhere. Hand counted. No tabulators.
5. National election day with equal access to all.
6. Term limits for Congress.

I'm sure there's more, but this would be a start. Fat chance any of that is going to happen.

I think TPTB are in it for HRC & come hook or crook, she will be the prez. I have absolutely no confidence in our process.

 

Autumn Colors

(2,379 posts)
3. I would add webcams to that list
Sat May 14, 2016, 03:59 PM
May 2016

Webcams to witness counting and to guard ballot boxes. The entire world (wide web) is available to help keep an eye on them.

LiberalArkie

(15,739 posts)
7. At least when the ballots are counted and the count challenged and recounted to a different
Sat May 14, 2016, 04:13 PM
May 2016

total and then recounted by the thousands of hired poll workers it will be time to do it all over again in November for the general election. That it cutting it pretty close for the president to be sworn in in January.

TonyPDX

(962 posts)
47. Yeah, so let's stay home and make sure none of those things get accomplished.
Sun May 15, 2016, 01:14 PM
May 2016

Them's the consequences of being too pissed to care anymore.

bluestateguy

(44,173 posts)
53. Reply
Mon May 30, 2016, 04:52 AM
May 2016

1. No. Not one dollar of my taxes is going to pay for the campaigns of Donald Trump, Louie Goehmert and Steve King.

2. I agree in theory. But you can't really forbid anyone from campaigning as early as they want.

3. Of course I agree. But who defines what constitutes "fair"?

4. Yes, or scantron fill in the bubble ballots. As long as there is a paper trail.

5. Hell yes.

6. Yes, but that will require a constitutional amendment (a tall order). I'd say two terms in the Senate, 6 for the House.

I would add a 7. Compulsory voting, but the government shouldn't be able to send somebody to jail for not voting. We have enough people in jail as it is.

PJMcK

(22,074 posts)
54. Just a thought
Mon May 30, 2016, 06:13 AM
May 2016

Your idea for compulsory voting is good and you're right about our jails. What if you don't vote, you pay a fee on your income taxes. Would people skip voting if it cost them $100?

saidsimplesimon

(7,888 posts)
5. scottie, if I can't do this,
Sat May 14, 2016, 04:01 PM
May 2016

you can't predict for our fellow citizens.

I do agree on preventing electronic voter fraud possibilities. We have the best on our side.

Should the republicans try to "cook the books", we are watching.

 

scottie55

(1,400 posts)
6. They Just Need To Toss Enough Registered Voters Off The Rolls
Sat May 14, 2016, 04:10 PM
May 2016

Like Florida 1999 and Ohio 2003.

More problems than electronic voting machines.

Jeb Bush, Katherine Harris, and Ken Blackwell should have been hung for their election fraud.

They make it impossible to vote, and they walk every time.

Almost to the point of why bother.....

 

scottie55

(1,400 posts)
11. Why Is Jeb And Katherine Harris Not Sitting In Prison?
Sat May 14, 2016, 04:28 PM
May 2016

They kicked 100,000 legitimate voters off the rolls because their names sounded like minorities.

They never were prosecuted.

And we allow it to happen.

We deserve to be screwed.

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
38. Because the contracted it out. You think these people are stupid adversaries? NOT!
Sun May 15, 2016, 09:38 AM
May 2016

The Republicans shave points every way possible and know how to get away with it. You can't prosecute someone when you cannot prove a crime was committed by them.

mhatrw

(10,786 posts)
12. Why can't we just do what Canada does?
Sat May 14, 2016, 04:31 PM
May 2016
http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-05-01

Why is it so hard in the USA to let people vote and then make sure their votes are counted accurately?

Volaris

(10,280 posts)
21. Because in very short order we would strip the oligarchs of their monied Power
Sun May 15, 2016, 01:06 AM
May 2016

And return it to where it RIGHTFULLY belongs..an honest, unbought Congress (or, at least one that's bought and paid for by Public Funding of elections) that is responsive to US.

brooklynite

(94,988 posts)
13. yawn...conspiracy theories always put me to sleep
Sat May 14, 2016, 04:46 PM
May 2016

Funny how no candidate, Party official of campaign manager claims that a loss what due to vote manipulation (including Bernie Sanders in 2016).

Funny as well that since rigged voting machines supposedly were introduced, Republicans have won three elections (2004, 2010 and 2014) and Democrats have won...three elections (2006, 2008, 2012).

Is there a warranty on the equipment?

dynamo99

(48 posts)
22. Look lower on the ballot
Sun May 15, 2016, 01:50 AM
May 2016

It would be very difficult to rig enough machines (and get away with it) to tip the Presidential race.

Lower races would be a lot easier. Less attention being paid, fewer machines to rig. Just enough to tip the balance in the state legislature, in time for redistricting. Depends on the machines and how secure the programming is. As long as the software is proprietary (trade secret), nobody can check. If I were the evil genius, that's how I'd do it.

Not that I think it's happening much. Far better just to disenfranchise the opposition's voters and tip the scales that way. Or gerrymander. If the rubes yell about the people who were purged from the rolls, incompetence and lack of resources are good covers. There's no question that's happening.

At the state convention level, you don't need anything that complicated to adjust results. Whoever controls the rules and credentials committees, and whoever chairs the convention, they control the outcome. The apparatchniks have the experience, and they know the ins and outs of parliamentary practice.

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
39. Republican Talking Point.
Sun May 15, 2016, 09:41 AM
May 2016

Actually, we do count, and that is their greatest fear.

If you did not count, they wouldn't need to gerrymander.

 

Pharaoh

(8,209 posts)
16. paper and pencil
Sat May 14, 2016, 10:25 PM
May 2016

dip your finger in purple ink if it makes the fascists feel any better.

Fuckwads"

TwilightZone

(25,517 posts)
17. We seemed to do ok in 2008 and 2012
Sat May 14, 2016, 11:25 PM
May 2016

So, it's not entirely in the hands of the machines.

I'm all for 100% verifiable results, but personally, I think stuff like this discourages people from voting because they believe it doesn't matter. It does matter, particularly in state and local races where we need to do everything we can to get Democrats elected.

I think we can do both - encourage people to GOTV and work hard toward getting comprehensive changes made to the way we vote in this country.

But, that's just me.

Snarkoleptic

(6,002 posts)
18. "I Will Tell You Now Who Will Win The 2016 Presidential Race"
Sat May 14, 2016, 11:34 PM
May 2016

It will be the Corporatocracy and it's bought/paid for enablers. eom

Dustlawyer

(10,499 posts)
30. They have their pre-selected candidates in play, Trump to drive everyone to Hillary.
Sun May 15, 2016, 09:27 AM
May 2016

Even if it is Trump, he will deal with them so they get what they want in the end.

dobleremolque

(495 posts)
20. Quote attributed to Joseph Stalin:
Sun May 15, 2016, 12:27 AM
May 2016

"Those who cast the vote control nothing. Those who count the vote control everything."

zentrum

(9,866 posts)
26. We have lost
Sun May 15, 2016, 07:57 AM
May 2016

…our Democracy. If we ever really had it. Considering the real history of this country.

And currently, Electronic voting+Citizen's United bribery=Corptocracy.

nxylas

(6,440 posts)
28. I saw a rerun of a Munsters episode a few years back
Sun May 15, 2016, 08:26 AM
May 2016

Grandpa, played by Ted Cruz Al Lewis, was running for mayor or something, and invented a machine that would flip votes his way. Of course, it was meant as a joke, but I remember thinking how prescient it was.

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
40. Must have since he won. Throw that election robber in jail now!
Sun May 15, 2016, 09:46 AM
May 2016

In fact, given the elections are rigged, throw every winner in jail right now. OP, you see the flaw in your logic yet?
Absolutely logical thing to do since the premise must be true because someone on DU said it.

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)
37. Republican Talking Point #1 this year, "Stay home, all elections are rigged."
Sun May 15, 2016, 09:35 AM
May 2016

You won't believe how many people are falling for this BS.

Oh wait, you are one of them, and you are spreading it around.

 

truebrit71

(20,805 posts)
43. It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes...
Sun May 15, 2016, 10:44 AM
May 2016

...and yet Murrka has the balls to tell other people how to run elections....

Andy823

(11,495 posts)
44. Another don't bother to vote post
Sun May 15, 2016, 11:16 AM
May 2016

Although with a new twist. I am sure Karl Rove and Donald Trump would rec your post.

 

rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)
45. That means Clinton. She is the favorite of the Oligarchy according to Goldman-Sachs
Sun May 15, 2016, 11:43 AM
May 2016

and the Koch Bros.

How can we change a system that is controlled by the oligarchy?

Kittycat

(10,493 posts)
48. Hand counted ballots on overhead projectors in public spaces
Sun May 15, 2016, 01:38 PM
May 2016

Where plenty of people can attend. Auditoriums, gyms, convention spaces, whatever large space is publicly accessible.

Bring it on!

 

Cly

(18 posts)
50. Can I be Secretary of Defense?
Mon May 30, 2016, 03:44 AM
May 2016

I promise I'll spend the money wisely, e.g., free beer for all servicepeople. It'll make them happy and prevent them from carrying out illegal orders!

historian

(2,475 posts)
55. yes indeed
Wed Jun 1, 2016, 10:31 AM
Jun 2016

remember and the election fraud of the diebold (is that the right name?) voting machines which said company is a major republican contributor?

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