Drunken Pennslyvania Wedding

[47of74]

I am so glad my sister's nuptials didn't wind up like this wedding.

During the reception someone noticed that a 14 year old had gotten drunk and confronted the mother. It deteriorated from there into one big ass fight.

What did you do this weekend? Did it require multiple units of police back-up? Did it involve a wedding, a stun gun, a drunk 14-year-old, and someone grabbing a cop’s dick? Did it go down in the self-proclaimed Pretzel Capital of the World? If you answered “What is the Pretzel Capital of the World?” to one or more of these questions, shut up and hear me now: You are not one quarter cool as this couple, whose love may one day die, but whose recent insane nuptials will thankfully live forever—in the form of an incredible police report.

The unnamed bride and her groom, 31-year-old Nicholas Papoutsis were celebrating their love for one another, and also alcohol and fighting, in Pennsylvania’s Ontelaunee Township Saturday when everyone apparently went nuts.

The cops were called and when they got to the place they decided they needed some backup.

Before their backup arrived, however, the cops tasered a guest who was allegedly forcibly blocking their entry to the banquet hall. The stun gun “had no effect” on the man, who shortly thereafter grabbed the dick of one of the officers.

Several guests, including the aforementioned 14 year old and the bridge had to be treated at a local hospital for alcohol poisoning.

[LiberalEsto]

1. Please add a link to the article

I can hardly wait to read the entire story

[47of74]

3. Done

Now enjoy The Rest of the Story. (TM)

[In_The_Wind]

2. Ouch!

[hootinholler]

4. Bride in the hospital, groom in the pokey

Hard to get the nuptials going that way.

[47of74]

5. If the marriage lasts that would be quite the story for the kids/grandkids/etc

The day my Grandparents got married there was a blizzard that started up that morning. By 9am anyone who didn't leave for home was stuck. My Grandma passed earlier this year and her funeral was held on what would have been her and Grandpa's 68th wedding anniversary (he passed in 2013). We all joked that at least the weather was better this time around.

But still the blizzard they experienced doesn't hold a candle to this.

[valerief]

6. If only they'd had guns.

NRA logic.

[47of74]

7. That would only be...

...if all the participants were white.

[Ilsa]

8. Were the Palins attending?

I'd be shocked if they weren't.

[47of74]

9. Yeah that would've topped it off.

Princess Dumbass screaming at people asking if they realize who she is would be the perfect topper.