Man Caught Pleasuring Self In Costume Shop

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And here comes Oregon trying to take the weird title;

Nigel Smith, 36, was inside the Spirit Halloween Superstore in Portland last week when a worker and a customer spotted him with his genitals exposed, according to a probable cause affidavit.

The female customer told police she saw Smith “whacking off.” Upon learning of the masturbating, a store employee told cops that she contacted Smith, who was perusing “photos of women on the packaging of Halloween costumes.”

When a male employee then confronted Smith, he allegedly shoved the worker and sought to run from the store. The employee told cops that he subsequently tackled Smith, who bit him.

When a Portland cop arrived at the business, Smith was pinned to the ground outside the Halloween store by three men. Officer Matthew Bigoni reported seeing a “very noticeable wet spot on the front of [Smith’s] grey sweat shorts, directly in front of his genitals.” Smith “said it was sweat,” added Bigoni.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Warren DeMontague]

1. The worst is the "Trimet Barber"

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-city/index.ssf/2014/12/trimet_barber_arrested_again_i.html

He goes to jail, they let him out, and he's back at it again. Human wiring is WEIRD.

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2. Yikes