Flynt to Trump: What's Your Penis Size?
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Larry Flynt, the president of LFP and Hustler, says Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s campaign “hangs in the balance on the basis of one all important issue” — the size of his penis.
As a result, Flynt, who often makes huge lump-sum cash offers for dirt on certain political individuals, says Trump can make the question of his penis size go away.
“I am making you an offer that you must not refuse if anyone is to believe you,” Flynt said today in a letter directed at Trump. “I have a team of doctors ready today to conduct the examination required to confirm your boast.
“If you reject this offer, I can only conclude that you are not the man you say you are and that your bragging about your penis size is as fraudulent as Trump University. Please contact me immediately.”
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Is this what we are down to ? No wonder this country is fucked....
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Show Us the Length
(Bob Bossin)
"Girls as the principal of Terra Nova High School
Once each year it's a pleasure for me
To introduce you to the Mayor of the City of Pacifica
To say a few words about our annual Queen"
"Who'll be," said the Mayor, "a very lucky maid
To represent the Pacifica to all of the state
And who could go on to be Miss California
Or even Miss America herself!"
"I expect to see some volunteers"
When one girl rose and without any fears
She said: "Mr. Mayor:
Show us the length of your cock
Are you hung like a beaver or hung like a bear?
Let me check the weight of your rocks
So we can have a standard by which to compare
You men don't worry if it's very very slender
The personality is as important as a member
Drop your trousers and make the news
Or don't judge lest we judge you."
(rest of the lyrics at the link)
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