Naked couple riding on stolen lawnmower arrested.

[47of74]

From the Show Me State

Jasper County sheriff's Det. Tim Williams said a 55-year-old man and a 40-year-old woman admitted that they rode the lawn mower home naked after their clothing was stolen while they skinny dipped in a creek northwest of Joplin.

The Joplin Globe (http://bit.ly/29N2kIe ) reports that authorities arrested the pair Tuesday morning on suspicion of stealing after finding them at a house with the riding mower parked in the front yard.

Williams says an investigation determined that the lawn mower didn't belong to either of them.

[liberal N proud]

1. Yesterday was national nude day

http://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-nude-day-july-14/

It was also national Hot Dog day, don't know if that was by coincidence.

http://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/2016/07/13/july-14-2016-national-hot-dog-day-national-tape-measure-day-national-nude-day-national-grand-marnier-day/

[Hoppy]

2. Is Joplin by the Florida panhandle or closer to Datona?

[Javaman]

3. this is one of those instances where not having photos makes this post better. nt