Georgia Man Arrested For Illicit Encounter With Goat

[47of74]

The Smoking Gun decided to accede to reader demands and share the story of the Georgia Goatfucker with the world.

The victim, a police spokesman told TSG, was “a white in color female goat.”

The accused is Freddie Wadsworth, a 65-year-old resident of Douglasville, a city about 35 miles northwest of Atlanta. He is the owner of the white goat.

According to the Paulding County Sheriff’s Office, two witnesses reported spotting Wadsworth in communion with the goat last Friday morning. The witnesses live in a home across the street from Wadsworth's property.

Upon spotting the illicit coupling, one of the witnesses called 911 to report that a “male was having intercourse with a goat,” said Sergeant Ashley Henson.

[meow2u3]

1. But you screw one goat!

Couldn't resist.

[randr]

2. All I want to know is what religion he professes to follow

BAAAAptist??

[packman]

3. I talked to Freddie Wadsworth on the phone

He said, "I farmed a rocky , 40 acre scrub and brought in bumper crops. But did they call me Freddie The Farmer. Hell NO.
Then I built a barn with wood I chopped down and hued and milled. Took me 5 years but did they call me Freddy the Carpenter. Hell , NO.
Then I painted a masterpiece presently hanging in the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but did they call me Freddy the Artist? Hell, NO
But fuck a goat just once....."

[Kaleva]

4. More evidence that shows why aliens have blacklisted humans.

Once we have evolved past fucking goats in our front yard, we may be welcomed into the galactic community.

[47of74]

5. And told Orange Hitler to go back to his golf course too.