Minature Horse F--ker arrested

[47of74]

This is from Florida North (aka Pennsylvania)...

A 21-year-old man told police that he had sex with a miniature horse during several late-night encounters in a Pennsylvania barn, according to a criminal complaint filed today against the deviant defendant.

According to investigators, a witness called cops earlier this month to report that a man driving a Dodge pickup truck was trespassing on his rural Lancaster County property.

The owner--who had copied down the vehicle’s license plate--told police that he had previously seen the Dodge on his land on “numerous” occasions and believed that a "lone male" had gone into his barn, which “houses cattle and a miniature horse.”

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, cops traced the Dodge Dakota to a residence about six miles from the barn. There, they interviewed Travis Wagner, who “admitted that he entered the barn for the specific purpose to engage in sexual intercourse with a miniature horse.”

[packman]

1. My Little Pony

[47of74]

2. LOL! (Also schedule packman for a spanking).

[pepperbear]

3. is it the horse or the fucker himself who is the miniature?

[47of74]

4. Probably both.

[Kaleva]

5. Dodge trucks are miniature horse fucker tough