Hiding a gun up there does not work.

[47of74]

I think you know what up there I'm talking 'bout too....

An Alabama man being booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen handgun hidden in a certain body cavity, according to police who noticed that the defendant was walking “strangely” upon arrival at the county jail.

Jesse Roberts, 23, was collared early today by cops responding to a 911 call about a prowler near a residence in Elkmont, a town outside Huntsville.

As Roberts was being searched, an unloaded Jimenez Arms .380-caliber pistol fell from his rear end into his underwear. “I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers,” a jailer noted in a report, according to Sheriff Mike Blakely.

[volstork]

1. He's lucky

he didn't shoot himself in the ass. Literally.

[Hoyt]

2. Gunners will do anything to protect their lethal weapons.

[Javaman]

3. Rectum, nearly killed him! nt

[Kaleva]

4. He was charged for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, amongst other charges.