Florida man accused of breaking into woman's home to fry chicken

[TexasTowelie]

A Florida man allegedly broke into a woman's home -- but instead of stealing her valuables, he simply helped himself to some alcohol and fried chicken.

Ronald Wesly, 34, was found using Samantha O'Neal's stove cooking up trouble when she and her sister returned home on Wednesday, WOFL reports.

"He was in here, drunk as a skunk, just being Betty Crocker," O'Neal's sister, Melissa Stanley, told the station.

She was shocked to walk into the situation, but she took matters into her own hands.

Read more: https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/04/17/florida-man-accused-of-breaking-into-womans-home-to-fry-chicken/22043069/

[PoliticAverse]

1. "she shared the chicken with a friend" - she ate the evidence. n/t

[get the red out]

2. I hope it was good chicken!

"Florida man"........

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Jeez. By Florida Standards, that guy is a paragon of civic virtue.

[Orrex]

4. Another case of fowl play

[TexasTowelie]

5. Great punchline.

[Lochloosa]

6. My guess is he did not have a #8 Griswold Chicken Fryer and just needed to borrow hers.

You can't cook proper Fried Chicken without one.....