Oregon police respond to report of cat armed with gun-shaped stick

[shenmue]

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/27/Oregon-police-respond-to-report-of-cat-armed-with-gun-shaped-stick/9501493315958/

[KT2000]

1. that is too cute -

You would think they would conquer the can opener first but come to think of it - a weapon to keep their slaves in line is more believable.

[rpannier]

2. Cat needed glasses

Then he could have been Boss Godfrey from Cool Hand Luke

[RhodeIslandOne]

3. From my cold, dead paws? n/m

[Warren DeMontague]

4. That cat's lucky he's white.

Mostly.

[Doreen]

5. Male also.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. I don't know how much that one applies in terms of risk of getting shot by cops

but beyond that, sure.