"In Front of God and Everyone" - People in threesome busted for PDA

[47of74]

On a restaurant patio. But not in Florida.

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Two women and a man are facing indecent exposure charges after they were caught engaging in a threesome in broad daylight on the deck of Mississippi restaurant, police report.

The owner of Triple D’s Landing in Kiln (hometown of NFL legend Brett Favre) called police Wednesday after discovering the troika having sex on the eatery’s deck, which overlooks a small river. The restaurant was closed at the time of the incident.

In an interview with the Sun Herald newspaper, Sheriff Ricky Adam said that the trio engaged in sexual activity “In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody.” Adam added, “I’d hate to have to tell Mama and Daddy I got arrested for such as that.”

Upon arriving at Triple D’s, a sheriff’s deputy spotted the man and one of the women having sex. Investigators subsequently arrested Amy Hammers, a 19-year-old Louisianan, Tiffany Thibodeaux, a 26-year-old Biloxi resident, and Texan Brandon Mabery, 30, for indecent exposure.
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[Warren DeMontague]

1. Oh, bullshit, "Sheriff Ricky Adam"

You are fucking jealous of Mr. Brandon Maberry, and you know it.

[luvMIdog]

2. I don't care if they do that at home, but I wouldn't want to have to clean up body fluids they left

& I just don't think I'd want to eat where strangers had been leaving them behind. Or nasty used condoms.

[liberal N proud]

3. In Front of God and Everyone?

The restaurant was closed at the time of the incident. In front of God anyways.

[47of74]

5. Always

I'd want to ask that Sheriff if he thinks that what people do in bedrooms and the like is not in front of God?

[d_r]

4. that meth ain't gonna pay for itself

[FSogol]

6. Was it true luv?