(Guess) man calls police to report theft of his cocaine

[47of74]

From Florida

A Fort Walton Beach man, who Okaloosa County sheriff's deputies say called himself a drug dealer, is facing charges after he called 911 saying someone stole his drugs.

Sunday morning deputies say David Blackmon, 32, identified himself as a drug dealer and told a deputy someone stole $50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine off the center console.

The deputy reported seeing the cocaine in the spot Blackmon reported it missing from. The deputy also said he found a crack pipe on the floorboard and a crack rock. The money was not found.

Maybe the Cookie Monster took it.

[underpants]

1. Damn, bad turn of luck there

[TexasTowelie]

2. I suspect that we will be blaming the Cookie Monster for a long time

when the contraband is missing.

[47of74]

4. I prefer this version

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. Hell of a drug, etc. n/t