Naked man with computer mouse lodged in his rectum tased, arrested for burglary, assault

[Cali_Democrat]

By Sam Tyson

SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a USB-powered computer peripheral in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.

With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.

http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624

[Curmudgeoness]

1. This guy didn't understand the concept of gerbilling?

I'm sorry.

[auntAgonist]

3. Armageddon ! ! ! ! n/t

[FSogol]

2. Oh Bath Salts, is there no end to your hijinks?

[MADem]

4. I'm assuming he "burgled" the mouse?

I assume the resident doesn't want the thing back!

[Kaleva]

5. That guy knows how to party!

Get naked.

Attempt to rob a house but pass out in the doorway.

Fight the cop.

Get tasered.

Fight more cops.

Get pepper sprayed and beaten with a police baton.

Get hog tied and handcuffed.

ER finds a mouse up your ass.

[mysuzuki2]

6. You know, I've been drunk, I've been high and once in awhile I've been down right weird.

But I have never, ever, even once remotely considered shoving a computer mouse up my ass. I guess I just have no imagination.

[Quantess]

7. Amazing.

Wild times in South Carolina. Who knew?

[valerief]

8. More GOP hijinks! nt