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left-of-center2012

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Sat Aug 11, 2018, 12:53 PM Aug 2018

Florida Woman Runs Naked Because of 'Giant Spider'

A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly streaked through a public park earlier this week. When cops managed to chase her down, she had quite the excuse, saying she was running away from a “giant spider” that she thought was on her. Oh, she also allegedly admitted to doing a whole bunch of drugs.

Police said in an arrest report that Danielle Teeples was “acting erratically and rubbing her hair and breasts while screaming and running between two trees,” at approximately 2:15 Sunday afternoon. When they apprehended her, she wouldn’t put her clothes back on right away, cops said, according to local station WFTS.

Cops didn’t mention seeing any spiders or other bugs of abnormal size, but they did say that Teeples admitted to recently partaking in crack cocaine, spice, and crystal meth. Use of spice, also known as synthetic marijuana, has been known to result in bizarre reactions, ranging from “zombie-like” behavior to paranoia and hallucinations.

They arrested her for exposure of sexual organs, a first-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail. Teeples, who is 40 years old, was booked at the Pinnelas County Jail. According to Pinnelas County court records, she has an extensive criminal record going back to 2001, including arrests on drug and alcohol-related charges.

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-woman-runs-naked-because-of-giant-spider-then-admits-to-crystal-meth-use-cops-say/

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Florida Woman Runs Naked Because of 'Giant Spider' (Original Post) left-of-center2012 Aug 2018 OP
Booked for "exposure of sexual organs" VMA131Marine Aug 2018 #1
Agreed. General ignorance of female anatomy... 3catwoman3 Aug 2018 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author left-of-center2012 Aug 2018 #5
She exposed her Hoo Hoo. Kaleva Aug 2018 #8
Only one "n" in Pinellas. n/t rzemanfl Aug 2018 #2
spiders and bats lapfog_1 Aug 2018 #3
Taking a page from Ricky Bobby? Initech Aug 2018 #6
It's a giant spider invasion of savings in Florida! 47of74 Aug 2018 #7
At the young age of 40, she's already living on borrowed time. Kaleva Aug 2018 #9

3catwoman3

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4. Agreed. General ignorance of female anatomy...
Sat Aug 11, 2018, 01:59 PM
Aug 2018

Last edited Sat Aug 11, 2018, 02:48 PM - Edit history (1)

...is rife. The general public uses the word "vagina" for anything south of the border, to to speak. The only way to see a vagina is with a speculum. One could expose one's perineum, but that would be it.

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