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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,425 posts)
Mon Oct 29, 2018, 09:06 PM Oct 2018

Kansas City police recover stolen giant inflatable colon

I'm sure Trump will try to make this about himself.

Come to think of it, that's not much of a stretch.

David Fahrenthold Retweeted:

BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a vacant house in the 7100 block of Virginia. No one in custody yet. Investigation is continuing. #stolencolon



Edited: "Kansas," not "Kansaas." This happened in Missouri, not Sweden.
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Kansas City police recover stolen giant inflatable colon (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2018 OP
I was hoping for punctuation. n/t Yonnie3 Oct 2018 #1
That's in the appendix. NT mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2018 #2
Did they find the asshole thats attached to it.... Historic NY Oct 2018 #3
You are bad! murielm99 Oct 2018 #4
I'll bet whoever stole it is scared shitless now. n/t kag Oct 2018 #5
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