Texas woman banned from Wally World for riding electric cart while drinking wine from Pringles Can

[47of74]

Texas woman getting a head start on 2019

Wichita Falls police received a rather unique call Friday morning involving a woman drinking wine in a Walmart parking lot.

Employees requested officers to ban a woman from the local Walmart store after she reportedly had been drinking wine from a Pringles can for several hours while riding on an electric cart.

Hughes said the reporting party said the suspect had been riding around in the store's parking lot since 6:30 a.m. while drinking the alcoholic beverage.

[sweetloukillbot]

1. Just move to Texas from Florida? nt

[Aristus]

3. I was going to say...

This sounds like an excerpt from the family files of the Saga Of Florida Man.

[dhol82]

2. Was she doing wheelies?

[ADX]

4. I don't see what the problem was...

...It's Walmart.

[Midnightwalk]

5. Cut her some slack

The can wasn’t empty when the cops showed up at 9am.

[Botany]

6. Can somebody do a head count on DU ladies from Texas and Oklahoma?

n/t

[47of74]

11. If it was California I would've suspected Stephanie Miller.

[defacto7]

7. FYI, Wally is a slang word for penis in Great Britain.

[47of74]

12. Russian epic of Cinderella: if shoe fits....

[FirstLight]

8. #lifegoals

Sounds like a new thing....let's do obstacle courses and races! heeheee

[47of74]

15. While drinking either box or pringles wine!

[LakeSuperiorView]

9. The moose at the gate should have told her...

[gay texan]

10. In other words

Just a normal day In this bizarre state.

The things I've seen in Walmart. As a matter of fact my BF and I were joking how the latest trend setting fashions can be spotted in a west Texas wal-mart.

The funniest one was a middle aged woman wearing leggings, a "THESE COLORS DON'T RUN" t-shirt, a camo ball cap, and killer bling encrusted sandals with jewels in the shape of the Christian cross.

I honestly looked like the Roman soldier in the "Life of Brian" trying to contain laughter of the name "Bigus Dickus", practically biting through my bottom lip.....

[47of74]

14. I worked at Wally World back in the 90s for just about two years.

I had enough of them to last me pretty much the rest of my life and then some.

I try to avoid shopping there as much as possible now. I'll go to one if it's an emergency but otherwise I'll shop elsewhere even if it is a bit more.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

13. If you got it fully charged,,,,

there may be enough juice so that w a little arranging to make a jump ramp in the parking lot, she can bump up the excitement level a scosh.

[FirstLight]

16. yeah!

I love it!