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Wed Apr 10, 2019, 03:16 PM Apr 2019

Oklahoma Woman tried to steal a truck to escape zombies

And they all congregate at Wally World, apparently.

According to a police report, a man called 911 Tuesday morning to report that a woman had jumped into his truck, locked the doors, and was attempting to drive away. The truck, carrying Sparkletts water bottles and jugs, was parked outside a Walmart in Sapulpa, a Tulsa suburb.

The suspect, identified by cops as Tamanda Billings, 27, reportedly told driver Devonte Harris that she needed his wheels to flee zombies. Harris, who was delivering an order to Walmart, said that when he asked Billings to get out of his truck, she replied, "No, there are Zombies after me."

But Billings, a mother of two young children, had her escape from the undead stymied when she could not get the Freightliner truck moving. Cops responding to the 911 call eventually had to break the vehicle’s window to remove Billings from the cab.

Billings has a lengthy rap that includes convictions in four separate Oklahoma counties for crimes like arson, malicious mischief, public intoxication, resisting arrest, and disturbing the peace. Following a 2016 trespass collar, Billings claimed that “Satan” had dropped her off in the neighborhood she was found wandering. “I don’t like cops, you’re all possessed,” Billings declared, adding, “They’re coming for us.” Cops reported, “There was nothing worth noting in the general direction she was looking.”
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Oklahoma Woman tried to steal a truck to escape zombies (Original Post) 47of74 Apr 2019 OP
Thank you. Made my day. n/t splat Apr 2019 #1
Hey, Florida! Oklahoma's trying to steal your thunder! Aristus Apr 2019 #2
Numerous arrests aren't going to help her mental health problems. Kaleva Apr 2019 #3
I thought this stuff was supposed to happen akraven Apr 2019 #4
Yeah there or that state. Aka Florida 47of74 Apr 2019 #5
Well, did she get the zombies? akraven Apr 2019 #6
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