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Thu Apr 25, 2019, 08:45 AM

Jason Bourne arrested in Florida

Yeah, not really

A Florida Man who was being investigated for causing a drunken disturbance yesterday at a public library was arrested after he gave cops a bogus social security number and a fake name--Jason Bourne.

Cops say that Jonathan Chapman, 45, was asked several times Tuesday afternoon to leave the Pinellas Park library, but he refused. Chapman, who was reportedly intoxicated and smelled of alcohol, was subsequently asked to identify himself by a patrolman.

Instead of providing his actual name, Chapman claimed to be Jason Bourne, the title character in a series of Robert Ludlum thrillers that were adapted for film (and which starred Matt Damon).

The Bourne identity, however, was fabricated.

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47of74 Apr 2019 OP
ExciteBike66 Apr 2019 #1
shenmue Apr 2019 #5
ExciteBike66 Apr 2019 #6
mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2019 #2
CentralMass Apr 2019 #3
awesomerwb1 Apr 2019 #4
2naSalit Apr 2019 #7

Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 08:49 AM

1. Setting up the ol' amnesia defense!

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Response to ExciteBike66 (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:04 AM

5. The 'stupid fucking idiot' defense

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Response to shenmue (Reply #5)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:12 AM

6. "Matt Damon" -Matt Damon, Team America.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 08:49 AM

2. You'd think he'd have a form of identification with him. A Bourne Identity, so to speak. NT

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 08:55 AM

3. He should have used John Michael Kane instead.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:04 AM

4. F*ck, they finally caught him.

Does that mean no more movies? I love those movies.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:17 AM

7. It was simply a matter of time...

they finally got him.

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