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47of74

(18,470 posts) Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:45 AM Apr 2019

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Jason Bourne arrested in Florida

Yeah, not really

A Florida Man who was being investigated for causing a drunken disturbance yesterday at a public library was arrested after he gave cops a bogus social security number and a fake name--Jason Bourne.

Cops say that Jonathan Chapman, 45, was asked several times Tuesday afternoon to leave the Pinellas Park library, but he refused. Chapman, who was reportedly intoxicated and smelled of alcohol, was subsequently asked to identify himself by a patrolman.

Instead of providing his actual name, Chapman claimed to be Jason Bourne, the title character in a series of Robert Ludlum thrillers that were adapted for film (and which starred Matt Damon).

The Bourne identity, however, was fabricated.

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Jason Bourne arrested in Florida (Original Post) 47of74 Apr 2019 OP

Setting up the ol' amnesia defense! ExciteBike66 Apr 2019 #1

The 'stupid fucking idiot' defense shenmue Apr 2019 #5

"Matt Damon" -Matt Damon, Team America. ExciteBike66 Apr 2019 #6

You'd think he'd have a form of identification with him. A Bourne Identity, so to speak. NT mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2019 #2

He should have used John Michael Kane instead. CentralMass Apr 2019 #3

F*ck, they finally caught him. awesomerwb1 Apr 2019 #4

It was simply a matter of time... 2naSalit Apr 2019 #7

ExciteBike66

(2,357 posts)

1. Setting up the ol' amnesia defense!

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:49 AM

Apr 2019

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

5. The 'stupid fucking idiot' defense

Reply to ExciteBike66 (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 10:04 AM

Apr 2019

ExciteBike66

(2,357 posts)

6. "Matt Damon" -Matt Damon, Team America.

Reply to shenmue (Reply #5)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 10:12 AM

Apr 2019

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,442 posts)

2. You'd think he'd have a form of identification with him. A Bourne Identity, so to speak. NT

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:49 AM

Apr 2019

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)

3. He should have used John Michael Kane instead.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 09:55 AM

Apr 2019

awesomerwb1

(4,268 posts)

4. F*ck, they finally caught him.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 10:04 AM

Apr 2019

Does that mean no more movies? I love those movies.

2naSalit

(86,604 posts)

7. It was simply a matter of time...

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 10:17 AM

Apr 2019

they finally got him.

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