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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Fri May 3, 2019, 05:39 PM May 2019

You KNOW what state couple put on a show in front of a cop shop

And apparently it was a Key West moment

Two Florida lovebirds are facing criminal charges after they were caught having sex Monday night on the sidewalk outside police headquarters in Key West, according to an arrest report.

Cops say that Gary Hill and Crystal Frances had shared a pint of vodka before they began trysting in public. Cops learned about the coupling around 9 PM from a female passerby who reported that a duo was poised to have sex in front of headquarters.

When a patrolman went outside to investigate, he spotted the 46-year-old Hill with his pants down having sex with Frances (who was not wearing pants or underwear). The couple, lying down on the sidewalk, was "actively engaging in sexual intercourse," police charge.

“I’m horny,” Hill explained when confronted by the officer. “She was giving it up to me right then and there.” Hill (seen above) would also chalk up the illicit encounter as “a Key West moment.”
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You KNOW what state couple put on a show in front of a cop shop (Original Post) 47of74 May 2019 OP
Jesus, right outside the police station. Damn go around the corner, behind a bush, find a car, there dewsgirl May 2019 #1
well....looking at his mug sdfernando May 2019 #3
Yikes, guess he was just lucky to find someone dewsgirl May 2019 #4
Key West is the only place I've seen the following sign: MarvinGardens May 2019 #2
If I'd been a cop there, CaptYossarian May 2019 #5
So did Winter come or not? n/t JustFiveMoreMinutes May 2019 #6
Sounds like there wasn't time. 47of74 May 2019 #7

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)
1. Jesus, right outside the police station. Damn go around the corner, behind a bush, find a car, there
Fri May 3, 2019, 05:44 PM
May 2019

are beaches everywhere there. Apparently he just couldn't wait. LoL

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)
4. Yikes, guess he was just lucky to find someone
Fri May 3, 2019, 06:28 PM
May 2019

to copulate with, he didn't want to spare a sec, in case she changed her mind.

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