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Related: About this forumSnake in toilet bites Florida man
YikesAs a Florida Man lifted the toilet seat in his bathroom early Sunday morning, a four-foot ball python rose out of the toilet and bit him on the arm, according to a police report brimming with nightmare fuel.
Cops say that Baltazar Jimeno, 52, does not own the snake and had no clue how the nonvenomous reptile slithered into his Coral Springs apartment.
Jimeon, a Target employee, was treated in his home by emergency service workers following the 6 AM snake bite.
Cops say that Baltazar Jimeno, 52, does not own the snake and had no clue how the nonvenomous reptile slithered into his Coral Springs apartment.
Jimeon, a Target employee, was treated in his home by emergency service workers following the 6 AM snake bite.
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Snake in toilet bites Florida man (Original Post)
47of74
May 2019
OP
Historic NY
(37,470 posts)1. Good thing he didn't sit down....
Beakybird
(3,334 posts)2. When Florida Man ain't fuckin' up, he bein' fucked!
Solly Mack
(90,835 posts)3. I've been known to snap at people who bother me when I'm on the toilet.
Haven't bit one yet.
magicarpet
(14,295 posts)4. Well,... the python at least did not nibble the guy's,. um,.. ah,...
,... private snake.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,169 posts)5. Haha. Ball python...
...just doin' it's thang.
alittlelark
(18,891 posts)6. That was my first laugh as well.....
BigmanPigman
(51,729 posts)7. Why is it always FL?
It is like a running joke....whenever something bad or odd happens it's involved with FL it seems.
SCantiGOP
(13,881 posts)8. Not sure this was really Florida
The guy wasnt naked and neither had a gun.
BigmanPigman
(51,729 posts)9. True, true.
3Hotdogs
(12,517 posts)10. Yeah, if it was real Florida man, the article would'a been about a toilet being blown apart by a
semi-auto while extricating a snake from the plumbing.
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