(Guess) Man put on a show at a Mickey D's

[47of74]

Mickey D's was not loving it either

As diners at a McDonald’s in Florida enjoyed their Big Macs, a 62-year-old man removed his clothes and performed a “strange dance” before apparently “trying to have relations with a railing,” according to a police report.

Investigators say that John Morgan was arrested Sunday after his impromptu 7:30 PM performance at the restaurant in Collier County. Charged with trespassing, the homeless Morgan was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count. He is scheduled for arraignment on July 3.

Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the McDonald’s due to a report of “Male taking clothes off doing a strange dance, subject possibly on drugs.” A 911 caller also reported that “it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.”

[shenmue]

1. A railing

Oh dear.

[Deb]

2. Ooo! Dinner and a Show.

[BHDem53]

3. Senior Citizens shouldn't be able

to purchase Happy Meals.

[blueinredohio]

4. I'm 62 and hope if I ever do anything close to that someone locks my ass up.

[Initech]

5. Florida Man, keep doing what you're doing!

[madinmaryland]

6. He was looking for a happy ending with (or on) the railing. nt