Man in ape mask used sledgehammer to rob laundromat, deputies say

[marmar]

ENGLEWOOD, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested Tuesday for using a sledgehammer to steal over $800 from a laundromat.

The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office said around 10:45 on May 8 Michael Justin Rowe, 32, and Taylor Marie Farrell, 34, went into a laundromat. Pictures show Rowe was wearing an ape mask and holding a sledgehammer.



Rowe used the sledgehammer to smash a coin change machine, taking about $800 from it, deputies said. ...........(more)

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. The right tool for the job....nt

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

3. But the wrong slob.

Since he likes sledgehammers so much, put him to work busting rocks in the prison yard. Preferably on a hot day.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. Obviously. He is good at breaking things.

He'd be excellent at breaking big things into little things,

[Grokenstein]

2. Why'd he even bother with the mask? Are they cosplayers?

Deputies found Farrell on May 11 after she dyed her hair blue. Deputies said she confessed to the crime. Rowe was identified as the other suspect after he was found to be the registered owner of the getaway vehicle.

Oh. Flaw'duh man, Flaw'dah man...