Florida man mistakes bird poop on car for white paint, calls deputies to report 'crime'

[marmar]

POLK COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Polk County man recently mistook some bird poop on his car for white paint and called deputies to report the “crime,” according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.

A Winter Haven man called deputies Thursday morning to report that someone had covered his black Jeep Cherokee with white paint, according to the sheriff’s office. But there was only one problem.

Deputies quickly learned that the paint was not actually paint, but instead was bird poop, and that no crime had taken place.

“The culprit was avian, and the substance — well, the substance was what birds tend to do. Or doo, more accurately,” the sheriff’s office said in a Facebook post. ................(more)

https://www.wbtw.com/news/national/florida-man-mistakes-bird-poop-on-car-for-white-paint-calls-deputies-to-report-crime/

[Aristus]

1. One pretty much has to have bird shit for brains not to recognize it

when one sees it.

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Well said, ha heh ha!

[RockRaven]

3. Persecution fetish or just plain dumbass?

[Aristus]

4. Hey, there's no reason it can't be both.

Florida Man knows no limits!...

[LiberalFighter]

5. Intelligence of Floridians already dropping fast with DeSatan

Making changes.

[canuckledragger]

6. Did he blame antifa?

[Bayard]

7. Florida Man does not recognize shit

As usual.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Well done.

[LeftInTX]

9. Surprised he didn't think it was the Virgin Mary!