Man Threatens New Mexico FBI Office With Explosive Burrito

[Initech]

A man angry at the federal government threatened to blow up the Albuquerque FBI field office with explosives folded into a burrito, according to authorities.

Brian DeMarco, 50, called a public access FBI number on Tuesday with the threat. DeMarco told agents that he was angry at the U.S. government for planting a tracking device into his head, in addition to beaming photons into his brain, according to a federal criminal complaint. DeMarco made the call to a West Virginia FBI office from his room at the Super 8 Motel on Iliff Road in Albuquerque.

Agents arrested DeMarco on Thursday, just as he was boarding a bus to Amarillo, Texas, at the Albuquerque Greyhound bus station.

DeMarco is facing charges of violating interstate communications laws and creating a hoax.

In addition to the burrito threat, DeMarco told agents that he had placed a timed bomb with C-4 explosives at the Albuquerque Social Security Administration building. The building was evacuated and swept for explosives. Nothing was found, according to the complaint.

http://www.abqjournal.com/main/210939/news/burrito-bomb-threat-called-in-to-fbi-office.html

[Aristus]

1. All burritos are explosive at some point in their existence.

[Initech]

2. Was it a drive through grade burrito?

[bluedigger]

3. This is the guy everybody moves away from on the Group W bench.

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. oh crap...now we can't bring burritos into a football stadium...just wait.

See? THIS is why we can't have nice things when we go somewhere.