Russian Man Crashes Car Into Two Cows Humping Off Side Of Road

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Russian dashcam captures moment randy cow is hit by car as it crosses road while having sex
2 Jul 2013 13:47

Frisky animals set to become an internet sensation after video footage is posted on YouTube

This is the moment a pair of randy cows having sex at the side of the road cause a car crash in Russia.

A frisky bull mounts a red cow but his amorous intentions are rebuffed.

As the female tries to get away she walks straight into the path of an oncoming car.

As the motorist slams on his brakes the animal rolls onto the bonnet and smashes the windscreen, before being sent crashing to the ground.

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[liberal N proud]

1. Moooooooo

That would ram things home

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Three things: One, Insurers and police would agree, that's clearly the cows' fault.

Two, I like how afterwards the cows aren't even fucking phased in the least.They're like, "yeah. Whatever."

Three, either the clock on that dashcam is set terribly wrong, or there is still a goood 12 years to prevent this from happening.