Applicants Sought For Naked Sledding World Championships

[Initech]

Have you ever fancied getting all your kit off (well almost all your kit off) and hurtling down a hill on a toboggan watched by some 25,000 people?

No? Can’t say I blame you.

Yes? Well next month you have a chance to make your dream come true by taking part in what must be the most eccentric alternative winter olympics event ever devised – the Naked Sledding World Championship, now being hosted for the fifth time.

The event takes place - surprise, surprise – in Germany, a country famed for its love of all activities that involve FKK – Freikörperkultur (Free Body Culture, or plain nudity to you and me), and will be staged on Saturday February 15 on the slopes above the spa town of Braunlage in the picturesque Harz Mountains.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10577302/British-entrants-sought-for-Naked-Sledding-World-Championship.html

So this exists!

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Sure

Sounds pleasant.

[Ilsa]

2. Sounds like it could be painful.

If a body part sweats (or leaks after a sneeze), comes in contact with frozen surface, isn't it likely it'll stick? What about skidding on ice?

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. I would have done it

back in my active days, but I doubt anyone would want to watch me. (The reaction from human and animal alike would've been: )

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Nude luge

now THAT would be hard core.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. And now, I got "Lewd Nuge on the Nude Luge" in my brain.

Worst. Dr. Seuss book. Ever.

[liberal N proud]

6. Tandem nude luge

Ewe!

[Warren DeMontague]

7. I predict shrinkage, or chafing.

Or both.