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Related: About this forumFlorida Man Named Edward Cocaine Is Arrested for Drug Possession
Cocaine, by the way, was arrested for possession of... Xanax. Didn't see that coming, did you.See video here::http://gawker.com/florida-man-named-edward-cocaine-is-arrested-for-drug-p-1564190508
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Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Is Arrested for Drug Possession (Original Post)
doxydad
Apr 2014
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liberal N proud
(60,347 posts)1. His ancestors came to America named Crackadopolis
He couldn't win.
Bosonic
(3,746 posts)2. Appearing before Judge Warren Drugs
Initech
(100,108 posts)3. Well at least he's got a theme song!
MADem
(135,425 posts)4. He shoulda spelled it Kochkane, he'd be able to get into any GOP senator's office with that
spelling...!
Jim McMillan
(3 posts)5. what's in a name?
With a name like that his future was sort of mapped out for him. Poor guy didn't stand a chance...