Dumb Criminals: Delaware Man Tries To Smuggle Heroin In Baby's Diaper

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NEW CASTLE, Del. (CBS) — A Delaware man wanted on shoplifting charges shoved baggies of heroin down his baby’s diaper when he was confronted by police, investigators said.

Michael N. Penn was wanted by police for allegedly stealing a Samsung tablet and another item from a Delaware Verizon store in late June.

On Tuesday, police spotted Penn carrying two of his children — ages eight months and five-years-old — and his other child (age seven) was riding his bike next to him.

When police asked Penn to put the children down, investigators say he refused and was observed placing something down his youngest child’s diaper.

Eventually, Penn was taken into custody.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/07/09/cops-wanted-man-shoved-baggies-of-heroin-in-babys-diaper/

I think this gives new meaning to the phrase "that's good shit", doesn't it?

[liberal N proud]

1. Sounds like a crappy place to hide your stash.