Couple arrested after going at it in a strip club

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From Massachusetts;

An amorous couple is facing criminal charges after allegedly causing a disturbance at a Massachusetts strip club where they got handsy while seated in front of the stage.

Security staffers at Ten’s Show Club in Salisbury told cops that Alysson Siopes, 30, and Daniel Tromp, 28, “began to do ‘inappropriate’ things while sitting in the front row near the stage” early Tuesday morning.

According to a police report, Tromp’s “hands were all over” Siopes’s body, and he “reached up an undid her bra.” Siopes then “began to undo” Tromp’s pants and “made a motion like she was ‘about to give him a blowjob.’” Security guards then intervened and asked the pair to leave. When they refused, 911 was called.

When cops arrived, Tromp, who was “highly intoxicated,” again refused to leave the strip joint. So he was arrested for disorderly conduct. Siopes was subsequently arrested on the same charge when she persisted in yelling at officers outside the club.

[shenmue]

1. Chris Rock: "There's no sex in the champagne room!"

That's what bad motels are for.

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2. And it seems to me that most strip clubs are located not too far...

...from cheap motels. Sometimes they're even within walking distance.