In the spirit of this site's new "self" censorship style - pushing out new 'mad libs' form posts.
Consider them much safer.
Here is the first story of this new format. Senator Sanders
has taken the liberty of getting you started.
*Note: You should probably refrain from filling in the blanks. Could get you
axed...
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______ News
Bernie Sanders _______ (Noun) Plan
-Today, Bernie Sanders issued a press release on his new _______ (N.) Plan.
The release comes as the ________ (Adj.) candidate _______ (V.) for the
Democratic nomination. Sen. Bernie Sanders commented on the release of his
_______ (N) plan, stating that "the billionaire class is buying our elections! The
top tenth of one-percent of Americans have as much as the bottom ninety-percent
of Americans." (?) His opponent, Former Sec. of State Hillary Clinton also
commented on the proposal, describing it as _________ (adverb) _________ (adj.)
and ________ (adj.). Sen. Sanders countered, arguing that "the billionaire
class is buying our elections! The top tenth of one-percent of Americans have
as much as the bottom ninety-percent of Americans." (?). When asked
how he expected to pay for the _________ (adj.) __________ (N) Plan, he claimed
that "the billionaire class is buying our elections! The top tenth of one-percent
of Americans have as much as the bottom ninety-percent of Americans." (?).
All of this comes on the eve of the South Carolina primary. Clinton is expected to
do well in the state, while Sanders has been polling ____ (adv.). When asked
about his expectations for tomorrow, Sanders said that "the billionaire
class is buying our elections! The top tenth of one-percent of Americans have as much
as the bottom ninety-percent of Americans." (?). The results of the primary are
expected to be ________ (adv.) in favor of Clinton. However, Sanders' supporters
claim that Hillary Clinton's success in the state is ________ (adj.), and that her lead
in the state will _________ (v.) as _________ (adj.) voters begin to "_______ (v) the
_______ (n)!"
Clearly, Saturday will be a ________ (adj.) ________ (n.) for Clinton, and a ____ (adj.)
_______ (n.) for Sanders.
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Perfect, absolutely perfect!
