Rudy Giuliani has finally worked out Biden's evil commie plot with Venezuela and he's going to right

[Judi Lynn]

Rudy Giuliani has finally worked out Biden’s evil commie plot with Venezuela and he’s going to right the election
Holly Baxter
Thu, 19 November 2020, 0:57 pm GMT-6·5-min read

Another day, another Rudy Giuliani conference — and though this one wasn’t sandwiched between a crematorium and an adult bookstore, it didn’t disappoint in terms of complete and utter farcical madness.

Backgrounded by three American flags and sweating harder than a turkey at Thanksgiving, Rudy took the stage to announce the next twist in the bizarre defense of Donald J Trump: it was all a commie plot from Venezuela. “We use a Venezuelan voting machine to count our votes,” he said. “If we let this happen, we’re gonna become Venezuelan.”

In Michigan, trucks pulled up full of trashcans filled with ballots in the dead of night, he added. Of course, the polling station wasn’t fully deserted, because it was election night; happily, it was staffed with witnesses who came forward to tell Team Trump it had happened. Who are the witnesses? Well, he can’t say, because if we were allowed to know who they are then they would no doubt be subject to “targeted hatred” from Democrats. You’ll just have to take Rudy’s solid-gold word for it, and the word of one of the only lawyers who hasn’t recently quit the Trump team. But those other lawyers only quit “because they were being harassed” anyway, and that’s the media’s fault.

It was at this point that eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed Rudy’s hair dye begin to leak down the side of his face.

More:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/rudy-giuliani-finally-worked-biden-185755438.html

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[dchill]

1. Can't wait to see the proof!

[underpants]

2. zombie Chavez

Thank you for posting this. It’s a good summary from the clips I’ve seen and it’s funny as hell.....or wherever Hugo is

[Gothmog]

3. So this is the mythical Karen that we have been promised?

LOL

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[Judi Lynn]

4. Giuliani, flailing, says Venezuela, Clinton and Soros hatched 'centralized plan' to steal election f

Giuliani, flailing, says Venezuela, Clinton and Soros hatched 'centralized plan' to steal election for Biden

Dylan Stableford·Senior Writer
Thu, November 19, 2020, 2:21 PM CST·3 min read

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President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani took to the podium at a press conference in Washington Thursday to give an update on what the president called his “very clear and viable path to victory” in his challenge to the results of the 2020 presidential election.

It was anything but clear, and its viability was very much in dispute, in light of the Trump campaign’s record of losing all but one of the two dozen cases it has brought in an attempt to claw back Joe Biden’s victories in numerous states.

Over the course of more than 90 minutes, Giuliani claimed that the team had uncovered a “pattern” in several states that he said suggested was proof of a “centralized plan to execute these various acts” of purported voter fraud “specifically focused on big cities” with Democratic mayors.

. . .

Later, Giuliani and his associate Sydney Powell cited the “massive influence of communist money” that was funneled into the election by Democratic groups from Venezuela, Cuba and China, name-checking George Soros, the Clinton Foundation, antifa and other shadowy figures that often feature in right-wing conspiracies.

More:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/giuliani-flailing-says-venezuela-clinton-and-soros-hatched-centralized-plan-to-steal-election-for-biden-202122663.html

[Gothmog]

5. Even tucker does not believe in the Kraken

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