Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list proves men will masturbate to anything

[dipsydoodle]

After Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list highlighted that the most popular search terms of the year include ‘Royal wedding’ and ‘What is scampi?’, it has become clear that men will stop at nothing when hunting for things to masturbate to.

With search terms including “How to wallpaper” and “What is Adele?”, ranking amongst the highest searches, a number of specialist sites are beginning to appear to help men cater for their expanding needs.

Stuart Lusty from Swindon has revealed that his website, Asian Swingbins, has been inundated with traffic since he set it up just over two months ago.

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“I thought that I was in the minority when it came to being aroused by waste receptacles from the World’s largest continent, but it seems men everywhere are always on the look out for new things to crack one out to.”

http://newsthump.com/2011/12/15/googles-zeitgeist-2011-search-list-proves-men-will-masturbate-to-anything/

[Warren DeMontague]

1. THINK of how this is rewiring those easily reprogrammed male sex-brains, what with those nefarious

erotoxins!!!!!!!!...

No Wonder you have all those guys in trenchcoats, every night, furtively standing in front of the window at the Kragen Auto Parts.

They've been REWIRED to find spark plugs arousing, GOD HELP US ALL!!!!

Sigh. Sniff. Weep. Sigh.

Several Scientifically Provenated studies have shown definitively that men can't be trusted to "masturbate to anything."

[Warren DeMontague]

2. I skip the middleman, and just masturbate to the list itself. NT

[4th law of robotics]

3. That website is absolutely disgusting. It just adds to the objectification by men

of objects.

[loli phabay]

4. rofl not sure if its comedy but its so true

Its amazing the stuff that turns people on and long may it continue.