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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:09 PM

Porn logic

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:43 PM

1. I lol`d

 

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:00 PM

2. Right. And oddly enough, when people watch porn, they see people who want to have sex.

Sort of like how, strangely, when people watch science fiction movies they see aliens and laser guns, and when they watch The Lord of The Rings they see Elves and Orcs.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:08 PM

3. Also oddly enough there are those who think people who watch porn can't differentiate reality

As if someone who watches LOTR is going to turn into an elf.

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:29 PM

4. As a young man, i had a gig delivering pizzas for a while.

While it was mildly entertaining at times, i can safely say its not much like it is sometimes depicted in porn. Maybe if i had been a cable installer, or a plumber.

Had sex with a few female co-workers over the years, but never had any lingerie-clad pizza customers throw themselves at me.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:53 PM

5. Meine dispatcher says deres a problem wit eine cable?

 


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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:50 PM

7. Well... I got better

 

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:49 PM

6. Elves and orcs.... that secretly want to have sex.

 

And aliens with laser guns....that secretly want to have sex.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:26 PM

8. I am sure there is much consternation today that the GOPs anti porn plank wont be implemented.

Dammit!!!!!!!!

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:17 PM

9. The Spirit of Justice won't have to wear a drape for at least 4 more years

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 02:36 PM

10. SMUT! FILTH! SMUTTY FILTH AND FILTHY SMUT! SMILTH! FUT!

STICK FIGURES! DIRTY PILLOWS!

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