They've discovered that Vegans are terrorists and now have the proof they need!

[WillParkinson]

[Systematic Chaos]

1. Well, that and non-junk food vegans tend to live longer and get less sick.

And they tend to buy a lot less prepared food from huge agri-biz corporations.

So they're automatically of far less use to the military-industrial-medical complex.

And they're often more intelligent and prone to be free thinkers so their minds must be full of disruptive and threatening thoughts!

We're fucking horrible, aren't we?

[freshwest]

2. Sounds like a webpage on Glenn Beck's logic:

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News Corpse Moderator 12/02/2010 02:38 AM in reply to jjamele2880

But Beck's logic is flawless.

State = National. Capitalism = Socialism. Thus State Capitalism = National Socialism. Ergo Progressives are Nazis.

It works with anything. Try it yourself with...say...Furry Kittens.

Furry = National. Kittens = Socialism. Thus Furry Kittens = National Socialism.

There you have it. Unassailable evidence that furry kittens are Nazis.

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201012010038

[Codeine]

3. Activate the baba-ganoush sleeper cells.

Time to punch our broccoli-stained fists into the teeth of The Man!

[flvegan]

4. TABOULI!!!!!!!!

[freshwest]

5. No, FALAFEL burgers. Tonight, for dinner.