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xchrom

(108,903 posts)
Wed May 21, 2014, 06:56 AM May 2014

Bad News: A Florida Politician Figured Out Our Plan to Make All the Kids Gay

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/05/20/common_core_gay_florida_lawmaker_cracks_secret_plan.html



Unfortunately, the Think Progress site reports, a Florida state representative from the Jacksonville area named Charles Van Zant has discovered our plan to make all the kids gay.

If you don't recall, or missed the big meeting, the plan is to use the Common Core—the controversial new federal set of education standards—to promote the...gay...because...ah, I'll let Charles Van Zant explain.

Our new secretary of education in Florida recently appointed AIR [the American Institutes of Research] to receive the $220 million contract for end-of-course exam testing and to prepare those tests. Please, go on their website. Click the link to what they're doing with youth and you will see what their agenda really is. They are promoting, as hard as they can, any youth that is interested in the LGBT agenda, and even name it [sic] 2-S, which they define as having two spirits.

The Bible says a lot about being double-minded. These people that will now receive $220 million from the state of Florida, unless this is stopped, will promote double-mindedness in state education, and attract every one of your children to become as homosexual as they possibly can. I'm sorry to report that to you...I really hate to bring you that news.

But you need to know.

***one of you got liquored up on appletinis and spilled the beans, didn't you?
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Bad News: A Florida Politician Figured Out Our Plan to Make All the Kids Gay (Original Post) xchrom May 2014 OP
Aww shucks shenmue May 2014 #1
Drat! Foiled again! LeftofObama May 2014 #2
Yeah, but they're not taking the money away yet, so we can still gay the kidz! TygrBright May 2014 #3

TygrBright

(20,762 posts)
3. Yeah, but they're not taking the money away yet, so we can still gay the kidz!
Wed May 21, 2014, 03:36 PM
May 2014

We'll gay as many as we can until they shut down our Gayification Machine, cleverly disguised as an educational research and consulting firm.

Bring more rainbows!

Send for more Bronie Club literature!

Schedule the Lesbian Roller Derby!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

We gotta gay these kids FAST!

Because, um...

Because!

::evil laugh::

Machiavellianly,
Bright

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