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DWC

(911 posts)
Sun Jan 1, 2012, 12:06 PM Jan 2012

To all on both sides of this important issue

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to all of you who participate in this extremely important Discussion Group, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer and on advice I wish to say the following :
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great ( not to imply that the US is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).
_______

In other words,

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!

Semper Fi,


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To all on both sides of this important issue (Original Post) DWC Jan 2012 OP
IBTL aikoaiko Jan 2012 #1
Happy New Year to you! petronius Jan 2012 #2
Your kind expression of good will has been warmly recieved rrneck Jan 2012 #3
Happy New Year, DWC! Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2012 #4
don't you mean getdown Jan 2012 #5
Thanks! Happy... whatever you said! nt SteveW Jan 2012 #6

rrneck

(17,671 posts)
3. Your kind expression of good will has been warmly recieved
Sun Jan 1, 2012, 12:45 PM
Jan 2012

and will be submitted to the legal department for further examination and final approval. Pryor to such approval a conditional wish of complementary benefit and good cheer is offered pending completion our research.


Awww, fuck it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


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