This duck walks into a bar.....

[MADem]

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here."

The duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I’m going to nail your beak to the bar.”

So the duck leaves again.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails?"

The bartender says "No!"

The duck asks “Do you have any grapes"?

[Kalidurga]

1. LOL that's my favorite joke.

You would be surprised how many people haven't heard this one yet.

[trusty elf]

2. That's cute, MADem.

[woodsprite]

3. And all I can hear in my head is....

[MADem]

4. Ha ha ha---the "clean" version, glue instead of nails! EARWORM!!!! nt

[oldandhappy]

5. Super!

Thanks. Waddle Waddle will ring in my brain for the rest of the evening!