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MicaelS

(8,747 posts) Fri Dec 16, 2011, 02:39 PM Dec 2011

If I had a rocket launcher, I would retaliate.....

Except this would happen....

(Apologies to Bruce Cockburn)

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If I had a rocket launcher, I would retaliate..... (Original Post) MicaelS Dec 2011 OP

HOLY SHIT, that's perfect kdmorris Dec 2011 #1

I'd run like hell, too, if that happened. krispos42 Dec 2011 #2

Translation: chrisa Dec 2011 #3

kdmorris

(5,649 posts)

1. HOLY SHIT, that's perfect

Reply to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 07:44 PM

Dec 2011

I love that song, but I've always kind of thought that, given how clumsy I am..."If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay" would probably mean me, or my poor dog or something

I had a good laugh. Thanks

krispos42

(49,445 posts)

2. I'd run like hell, too, if that happened.

Reply to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:08 PM

Dec 2011

chrisa

(4,524 posts)

3. Translation:

Reply to MicaelS (Original post)

Sun Dec 18, 2011, 11:20 PM

Dec 2011

Guy 1: Private, your target is the dirt mound 1 meter in front of you.

Guy 2: (Plop) Yes! Mission successful!

Guy 1: Congratulations, you are now a qualified javelin expert.

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