Trump awards self Medal of Honor for hypothetically saving everyone (Satire)
Thing is I could see Herr Orange doing this
President Donald Trump awarded himself the nations highest award for bravery on Tuesday for hypothetically saving countless lives during a recent shooting at a South Florida high school, sources confirmed today.
The president acted with remarkable courage to theoretically subdue the shooter, according to his award citation for the Medal of Honor, and reflected great credit upon himself in keeping with the highest traditions of the Trump Organization.
You dont know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I would have run in there even if I didnt have a weapon, Trump said on Monday, criticizing the response of police officers on the scene. They werent exactly Medal of Honor winners, but I am, believe me.
Actor Mark Wahlberg, who hypothetically rushed the terrorists and saved everyone on 9/11, agreed with the presidents assessment.