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Mon Feb 13, 2012, 07:22 PM

The Pirate captain was on his ship and the call from the crows nest

"One Enemy ship on the horizon".


The captain yelled "Quick bring me my red shirt."
Thinking that way if I get wounded my men will not see it and they will fight on.

They engaged and defeated the enemy ship.




The next day the crows nest called down "Ten enemy ships on the horizon".
The captain yelled "Quick bring me my brown pants."

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Reply The Pirate captain was on his ship and the call from the crows nest (Original post)
Vincardog Feb 2012 OP
kayakjohnny Feb 2012 #1
Vincardog Feb 2012 #2
sakabatou May 2012 #3
Vincardog May 2012 #4

Response to Vincardog (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 08:41 PM

1. Very good !!!!!

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Response to kayakjohnny (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 17, 2012, 01:35 PM

2. Thank U

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Response to Vincardog (Original post)

Wed May 16, 2012, 04:37 AM

3. Speaking of pirates...

A pirate walks into the bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate answers, "Arr! It's driving me nuts."

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Response to sakabatou (Reply #3)

Wed May 16, 2012, 07:52 PM

4. U so funny

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