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Tue Apr 13, 2021, 10:06 PM

An old lady gets pulled over for speeding

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Reply An old lady gets pulled over for speeding (Original post)
captain queeg Apr 2021 OP
Marie Marie Apr 2021 #1
MLAA Apr 2021 #2
Chin music Apr 2021 #3
Srkdqltr Apr 2021 #4
PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2021 #5
Duppers Apr 2021 #6
SheltieLover Apr 2021 #9
stopdiggin Apr 2021 #10
thenelm1 Apr 2021 #7
FuzzyRabbit Apr 2021 #8

Response to captain queeg (Original post)

Tue Apr 13, 2021, 10:17 PM

1. That made me laugh.

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Response to captain queeg (Original post)

Tue Apr 13, 2021, 10:22 PM

2. Hilarious

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Response to captain queeg (Original post)

Tue Apr 13, 2021, 10:39 PM

4. I'll have to remember that.


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Response to captain queeg (Original post)

Tue Apr 13, 2021, 10:44 PM

5. Oh, yes!

I think I may have seen that before, but I will need to carefully memorize it so I can pull if off if need be.

Says the 72 year old woman who is not, alas, getting any younger.

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Response to captain queeg (Original post)

Tue Apr 13, 2021, 11:53 PM

6. Here ya go....


"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there e a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Old Ladies





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Response to Duppers (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 14, 2021, 12:41 AM

9. Lol

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Response to Duppers (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 14, 2021, 04:15 AM

10. nice set up. (nt)

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Response to captain queeg (Original post)

Wed Apr 14, 2021, 12:00 AM

7. Bang!! Stop, you're under arrest. n/t

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Response to captain queeg (Original post)

Wed Apr 14, 2021, 12:18 AM

8. I sent this to my sister.

In case she gets stopped for speeding she'll know what to do.

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