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lastlib

(23,237 posts) Thu Apr 7, 2022, 08:04 AM Apr 2022

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I bought a fresh head of lettuce today....

It was a head of its time.....

(I can't help it--it's ShermanA1's fault....)

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I bought a fresh head of lettuce today.... (Original Post) lastlib Apr 2022 OP

It was thyme for a good produce joke Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #1

You, sir, are a sage. lastlib Apr 2022 #2

Please Pylon! Anon-C Apr 2022 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Apr 2022 #4

What's a combination wrecker/dating service? yagotme Apr 2022 #5

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

1. It was thyme for a good produce joke

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Thu Apr 7, 2022, 08:17 AM

Apr 2022

lastlib

(23,237 posts)

2. You, sir, are a sage.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 7, 2022, 08:23 AM

Apr 2022

I was just cabbaging onto your last one....

Sad that this forum is (s)parsley populated.....

Give peas a chance.

Anon-C

(3,430 posts)

3. Please Pylon!

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Thu Apr 7, 2022, 09:00 AM

Apr 2022

Response to lastlib (Original post)

jfz9580m This message was self-deleted by its author.

yagotme

(2,919 posts)

5. What's a combination wrecker/dating service?

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Thu Apr 21, 2022, 09:21 PM

Apr 2022

A tow-mater.

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