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Humor

Duncanpup

(12,851 posts) Sat Apr 30, 2022, 07:16 AM Apr 2022

My wife and I went for a moonlit walk and become intimate

After awhile unable to see in the dark I said I wish I would have brought along a flashlight she said I agree you have been eating grass for the last ten minutes.