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Related: About this forumAnyone have any "How hot is it" jokes?
I did see the melted ice cream truck one.
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Anyone have any "How hot is it" jokes? (Original Post)
Archae
Jun 2022
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Probatim
(2,529 posts)1. It's so hot, I saw the devil buying ice at the Wal-mart.
Probatim
(2,529 posts)2. It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat - they were both walking.
TallMike
(161 posts)3. It's so hot
All the water evaporated, all the fruit, veggies and livestock died...
But I got a new a/c unit at walmart for 49.99.
Marcuse
(7,482 posts)4. No joke, but...
Ziggysmom
(3,407 posts)5. The husbands very, very tasteless hot joke :
Its so hot out, that I carry a spatula to pry my balls off my leg.
sorry!