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damaya

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Thu Jul 12, 2012, 09:34 AM Jul 2012

Fireworks Show Accidentally Goes Off Early In A Possible Attempt To Be A Double-Entendre Joke!

CNN reported that a San Diego fireworks display meant to celebrate the Fourth Of July was unintentionally ignited early, resulting in the entire show lasting 15 seconds.

For those who attended the event and feel short-changed, remember, it could be worse. Here are 3 Worse Entertainment Productions That Could Be Reduced to 15 Seconds:

1. An eight season complete box set of the series 24. You certainly would feel ripped off if all that was inside the box was one disc, with eight seconds of a clock “beeping” and seven seconds of credits rolling. But that’s what you get for buying boxed sets at flea markets set up in freight-train boxcars passing through your town!

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http://nottheworstnews.com/2012/07/11/fireworks-show-accidentally-goes-off-early-in-a-possible-desperate-attempt-to-be-a-double-entendre-joke-punchline/

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